As you can seen from the title, I'm not talking buying digital NSFW stuff like porn images or porn games, but instead things like sexy body pillows, mousepads, figurines, Acrylic Standees, physical prints, stickers, posters, etc. Just basically anything that you can physically touch with your hands that is NSFW.

I sometimes want to buy stuff like that, but I find them to be too expensive.

I have a RealDoll in my closet, does that count?

Once I bought a mystery box at a convention and it had a yaoi DVD on it. So, yes, but on accident?

The collected hot dino girls tpb by paul lucas, i left off 16 chapters in for the usual reason.
A dakimakura of krystal in her tribal outfit, i don't even have a pillow that it'll fit over.
I did consider getting a printing of apostle's 1 rouge the bat pic or a lewd figurine of krystal or lola bunny off ebay, but with the rouge pic i'd actually kinda prefer sfw and the figurines are not only expensive, but they come unpainted and you have to put them together yourself, i suck at painting and wouldn't be able to get anything done with my mom around so that's out.

I got 10 animal chick artworks on 10 blankets each 1 except for the owl chick are the best pics I liked the most.

1 example is this snow leopard chick without the words & has a blue border.

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A year ago I got someone from eBay to remove all the words & the male parts from this pic on 1 of the blankets

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It turned out awesome. The 1 mistake is not saving the image after sending it to the person who made the blanket after buying the blanket before the person made it b/c the person left Amazon months later.

Best idea buy silicone breasts & 2 butt pads, place the breasts under the body pillow/blanket where the boobs are, for butt pics place the breasts where the butt cheeks are, & place the butt pads on top of the breasts. It feels like touching the real animal chick's parts.

It isn't a buy but someone gave me a titty mousepad of Uzaki, I still use it causee it feels unironically good on my hand and it might be official so it's good to support the creator

I have a booty mousepad of a Baphomet-inspired character in rope bondage, pornographic cover variants of the issues in the Faithless comic series, a couple erotic paintings, and print issues/volumes of Math Magazine and Odiseo.

For a brief period of time, I was in possession of a lewd dakimakura obtained from a Kickstarter. I really didn’t want it, though. No clue where it ended up, though I think it was involved in a white elephant gift exchange.

I have a Lovense Max 2. Most expensive sex toy I ever bought and worth every penny. I love using it and giving the code out to my partners to use to milk my big dumb himbo cock.

hand is free

Got a fleshlight and some cheap electronic onahole thats supposed to jack you off but my dicks too thick for it and it just causes the whole machine to wiggle back and forth (This isn't me bragging I've got an average dick, the machine just sucks)

Cock ring and 8inch knotted dildo. thats abt it, really. i live frugal.

I have a fleshlight and a pocket pussy with an ass. First one was definitely worth the purchase, feels great to use and finishing inside is amazing. I didn't read the description on the second one however and it turned out to be too small for me... at least it wasn't too expensive lol

I honestly do wanna get some NSFW figurines, but 1. that's gonna be an expensive hobby and 2. they're much harder to hide when people come over

One time I bought a yaoi hentai physically but I didn’t look it up before I bought it and turns out it was footjob centric, and like no hate to anyone who’s into that but I’m not

The Yaoi was called ‘Jackass!’ If you’re curious